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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 17.06.2025 05:51

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Freaks and Cheeks

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Minds and Behinds

Why did my ex-narcissist move so fast with his new supply marriage engagement moving in, etc.?

So they tried

Everyone loved it.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

If our normal body temperature is 98.6 degrees Fahrenheit, why do we perceive weather in the 90s as "hot?"

Still no good.

Catatonics & High Colonics

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

How can I watch porn on TikTok?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Next, they tried...

What do you think are the real reasons Matt Gaetz just withdrew his name for Attorney General in the upcoming Trump administration?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

So, the docs changed it to read

Can men enjoy receiving anal sex?

Just Forget it!

Then came..

share office space ...

What are some mind-blowing facts about Michael Jackson?

Loons and Moons

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Why do American conservatives say that America is a constitutional republic and not a democracy? Would it not make sense to call America a constitutional republican democracy?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

No, not a chance

No go.

When North Koreans visit other countries for the Olympics, what stops some of them fleeing away into that host country?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Unacceptable again!

Nuts and Butts

Who's your celebrity crush?

They put up a sign reading

No way

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Does the potential of making Star Wars R-rated movies depend on whether Star Wars have stories that is too dark for PG 13 in Disney?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Hysterias & Posteriors

Still no good

What are some hard truths that MAGA needs to hear?

Another attempt resulted in ...

Thumbs down again.